A run before morning sun
Just some random wordplay and rhyme
Allistair:
I knew it would come to this.
From the day before I met her
When my will did manifest her
Me:
I have sucked twenty years from her
Because that is what it takes to spark
A team like Rodney and evidents
No intentional malevolence
What we had made so much sense
I wish I could play Simon says
Stop doing what your heart wants
I won't be using that old crutch
From now on we'll go dutch
Oven stinking what is Steve thinking
Steve is on to the next thing
Only possible because Steve
Is me and you are me and we are all together
All humans of a feather
Some of us like leather
And have gotten quite pet-ty
I mean petting not petty
There goes mom's spaghetti
Oops there goes daddy Steve
Rhyming like make believe
Who here remembers ask Jeeves
Maybe that'll be my tat sleeve
Aint been time to old Steve grieve
That dude just had to fucking leave
Matrix real as is the weave
Talking in movies is my pet peeve
Too many gummies makes her heave
Half as much as my friends reeve
Kinda looks like superman Christophermas wreath
I still think about Bradley Pitt
Post Malone superhuman spits
Used to think I couldn't write em like this
Was nowhere on my 22 bingo card list
Now they flow like tears or blood or piss
Depends on how I'm feeling this
Need some beats to go with this rhyme
Move it to any place sense or time
Back up one level I ain't remiss
Rhyme a few lines only for you
The chosen and the lucky few
Can see me start to do what I do
Before security puts a stop to you
These words coming out perfectly made
It as if I have supernatural aid
Supposedly there are dues to be paid
Because I'm on the fast lane throw no shade
It ain't bragging if its honesty mate
Anything else is just self masturbate
Something they told us not to do in eighth grade
Not in the sun but in the shade
So many repetitive rhymes I have made
Not many have I belayed
Writing them before they could marinate
Man made mini maid mint x-rayed marinade
My family thinks I am cray crayed
Part of my mind is fucking frayed
Reality is they are all just afraid
Because I come on like a live grenade
One day maybe I'll meet Dennis Quaid
Not that whack job Randy fade
Shitters Full line that randy slayed
Dennis definitely got more laid
Time to stop before I get flayed
legal rights don't get weighed
This is me dropping the mic on stage
I'm cooler that fucking Nicholas cage
Meet me sir do not rage
And in discourse we can thus engage
Etcetera etcetera etcetera plain
R.E.M. get me a damn orange crush (game)
PB and J uncrust (lame)
I think I just made her blush (claim)
Take it slow, what is the rush? (fame)
Brokering peace and tell news to shush (gain)
Nothing about me will I hush (explain)
Spitting rhymes faster and faster
Linguistical flow I'm a master
Liquefaction clothes flows
Julia upon seeing those
Herrick wrote those scenarios
16 year old me dick grows
Wearing what Julia wore oh gross
Fetish for forty years and more
Disappeared when I went 'GAY DOH!'
Surprising my self filling a hole
No more cursing or just playing a role
Some people close to me say I'm an a-hole
Might be right if so, so?
This rhyme needs resolution
Because sleep is my solution
I am all about the fusion
Sent a SASE to the Aleutians
Again sorry for the confusion
Feels all lilliputian
Big ass for the push in
The bigger the cushion
Tap tap the pushing
Again I am at the crossroads
Need to sleep it off blokes
Walking cracking egg yolks
Th-th-thats all folks