
Hire me so I can feed my family
and paying for college is..you know
Dance Monkey
If you've seen me dance then you know I can add life to any event that has music.
I mean I can even dance to people talking, so...
Have me come dance to a song or two of yours while you perform. People love this shit...
Public Speaking
I give good speech. Seriously. I'll have your audience laughing, crying, and thinking. I can talk about anything and weave my personal experience and style into it to make your event rock. Motivational, Informational, Critical. I can communicate anything.
Judge
You've got an event or contest. You need judges.
You want me on that panel.
Not only will I be an honest judge, I will help entertain your audience.
I might dance.
Messaging Review
This I don't do alone. I'm good, but I have a network and team that can help you get your messaging on right. Branding, Product Marketing, Crisis Communications. I can help. I'm married to the best influencer/product/corporate marketing person on the planet. I may be biased, but not much.
Backup Vocals
I couldn't harmonize for 56 years.
But damn have I made up for lost time.
You need some backup vocals?
I do soulful backup singing. Could be echoing your last works of each line. Singing a counterpoint. Doing some spoken word. Sort of depends on the song.
Genre doesn't matter. Rap. RnB. Pop. Country. Albanian Folk Singing. Whatever.
Voiceover
I give good voice.
Accents, characters, whatever.
Give me the role and I'll shine.
Need your audio book narrated. There's a Steve for that.
Record your poetry?
Let's be creative people.